Khail. 21. Finally a uni student!
Sometimes, all we really need is someone to talk to! And maybe a couple of laughs for good measure. Let's be friends, yeah?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Oh bb Niall, come here and make me feel better pls.
(Source: thegayteen)
IDK.
I’m spending this cold Saturday night alone. It’s the first time in a while that mom wouldn’t be here for me to pester. Good thing I have Alfalfa, and my cozy blue blanket, here to keep me company. Still though, it wouldn’t hurt to have you around.
Three more months, just three more months to go.
GPOY - Me after a long day at work.
(Source: gofuckingnuts)
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(Source: duqoe)
Hi! I’m Khail and I’m posting this for posterity’s sake.
Dear uncle,
I used to be puzzled by how my cousin takes an eternity to finish his lunch every time he eats in the office. At first I cast it off as something normal, I mean I used to take the whole afternoon for a single meal too. But today I have a much more grim and all too clear understanding as to why he can’t seem to eat like a normal human being.
Simply put, well, eating the food from your container is akin to chugging down dish washing liquid. That’s putting it lightly. And here I was so happy that I’d get free food! If I didn’t know any better I’d think you were trying to poison me. At this time I can feel my innards cooking up a riot. I can only hope I get home before things run amok.
Here’s a little hint: TRY RINSING YOUR DISHES PROPERLY SO WE DON’T INGEST DETERGENT OR WHAT NOT FOR SUSTENANCE.
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I need these in my life.
Some random story from my childhood.
I remember this particular time in the second grade when I was asked to read about snakes.
A good number of my female classmates spent most of the time cringing at the sight of these serpents. I distinctly remember Ashley crying because she thought she got venom by touching the snake’s picture - we were 8 at the time, okay? On the other hand, my male classmates had fun jeering at the girls, else mimicking the King Cobra when agitated.
I, being the weirdo I always was, was enchanted by how snakes can eat things many times larger than they are, and how they can shed skin. I took keen interest in the latter. So much that I tried looking for ways to shed skin like the snakes. When asked to do a presentation in front of the class about what characteristic of these creatures we found most amazing, I decided to shed skin.
It took me quite some time before I found that dried glue could be peeled off of most surfaces, even on skin. And so I did that in front of my class. Most of them were scandalized saying that what I was doing was gross. Again I remember wailing because a number of them thought I was dying. My teacher, though, found my little show amusing enough to give me a perfect mark. She commended my ingenuity, or something, I forget. And so just a few minutes ago, 11 years after that class, I decided to shed skin.
It was awesome.
I woke up
with killer colds and a really sore throat. I now realize why I’ve been coughing my innards out recently - my tonsillitis was brewing. Getting sick is such a chore, and to be sick on a Monday? Oh joy.
On other news: I finished my transcription last night. Yaaay.
